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Stephen Conroy 

Australian Minister for Broadband and Communications (basically everything digital within Australia). Best known for his sheer stupidity regarding the area he's supposed to be in charge of, he's trying to push into our internet system a filter supposedly to "block child porn" - what it's really for is to block everything he doesn't like. Said filter has been proven to be a complete piece of shit (for example, it blocked a fucking kennel boarding site! Seriously? Something that helps the animals? Conroy, you fucknut.), and is hated by just about everyone with half a working brain. Of course, being butthurt, the only counter he can come up with is "if you don't like my plan you must be a pedophile!" Worst part? He wants it to be MANDATORY, despite even the senators advocating it demanding that it be optional - if he wins, say goodbye to free speech and get ready pack your bags and flee to Scandinavia.
Stephen Conroy: Once we stamp out freedom of speech we can work on stamping out freedom of thought!
Stephen Conroy by Hyperion09 July 5, 2010
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conosnelo 

a fraze you can use as long as your a madisno
hey what is up my little conosnelo nickolelo snotso berry very hairy
conosnelo by the origanal madisno December 11, 2019

corrosion of conformity

Raleigh's finest.
Don't give that "They're from New Orleans" shit.
I saw corrosion of conformity open up for Black Sabbath in 97 in Toronoto with Pantera, best show I ever saw.
corrosion of conformity by Borco October 10, 2016
A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say.
In an instant messenger chat:

Convosite: "Hey"
You: "Hi there."
Convosite: "What's up?"
You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party."
Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)
Convosite: "What's new?"
You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..."
Convosite: "K"
(...time passes)
Convosite: "So what can you tell me?"
You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!"
Convosite by Kady_Neverwhere May 18, 2009

Convosaulted 

The act of multiple people sending you a message simultaneously through either texts, IMs, Facebook etc. hence making you feel as if you're being assaulted.
Chris: Damn man i was on AIM last night and i was convosaulted by like 8 people

Brian: haha what a loser.

Chris: at least people talk to me.

Brian: why do you hurt me?
Convosaulted by CKSN August 6, 2009
The Capital of hoes
“Where are you from”
“ I’m from Conroe”
Conroe by Rk2387 June 23, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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