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conquest pound 

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
conquest pound by TomKVideo August 3, 2009

1st conquest 

A 1st Conquest is the first woman that becomes one of the X's in one's Black Book. the first woman you been going after until you eventually get that ass. It can only be considered a 1st CONQUEST if you come out with her for the first time and have pictures and/or videos of you in action (her face required).
She was my 1st Conquest.
1st conquest by 1st Conquest September 2, 2014

Couch Conquest 

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.
I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.
Couch Conquest by Max77 October 26, 2010

Urethra Conquest 

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra
"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"

Creature Conquest 

A roblox monster-collecting game that uses 2D sprites.
Have you played Creature Conquest yet? I heard they have over 300 creatures!
Creature Conquest by anonymous September 14, 2020

World Conquest Moderation Team 

WC Mods are power tripping assholes that ban people for absolutely no reason and have zero justification and usually get away with it. “well that’s just a normal discord mod?” Well there’s a twist, they are either A full on Taliban supporter ( Noorullah ) or a fat fuck that instigates fights like an asshat. There’s also the Child Predator AKA linkwhy.
World Conquest Moderation Team sucks ass
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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