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Conquesting 

“Im conquesting it”, is from the show Invincible. Conquest is so lonely. When you say you’re “Conquesting it”, it means you’re about to blow, buss, bust, goon, erupt, squanch, nut.
Conquesting by Drizzy$$ April 7, 2025

Conquesting It 

A sexual act in which one man gets on top of the other, the older man preferably on top (typically a large age gap) and whispers, “I’m so lonely.” After this, he begins to “Conquest” the individual on the bottom. This is listed in the Urban dictionary as “the act of giving into intercourse after being harried it under duress but not by brute force” (Richard Black), however brute force may be applied when Conquesting It, until the submissive man is standing ready for the dominant man’s arrival, like a worm. This is typically also done for Viltrum.
Luke thought he was better than me since his competitive Jerkmate tier is higher, so I proved him wrong by aggressively Conquesting It.

I am Conquesting it

synonym for someone gooning, typically associated with the character Conquest from the Amazon Prime show Invincible.

conquering the worm 

A phrase originating from the book "Dune" by Frank Herbert. The Phrase also appears in the song "Dragula" by Rob Zombie. It means to overcome an obstacle that seems impossible or daunting to accomplish. It can be used to describe a personal goal for someone or a daunting task that needs to get accomplished.
-I finished the marathon, I conquered the worm.

-Climbing Mount Everest truly is conquering the worm.

-He passed his bar exams, way to conquer the worm.

contesting 

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.
MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"
contesting by mauncc August 16, 2018

Conquering the World 

Selecting a timeframe in which you and your "wingmen" try to sleep w/ as many different women from as many different countries and ethnicities as possible. Each time you sleep w/ a new nationality, you have conquered that country. If the girl is not officially from the country being conquered and it's just part of her heritage, you must incorporate a physical item from that country in the act of sex to make it official (i.e. Ireland and Lucky Charms, France and wine, Canada and maple syrup, etc).
Hollywood, this is Iceman.....we need to become conquistadors for the summer and begin conquering the world one vagina at a time
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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