“Im conquesting it”, is from the show Invincible. Conquest is so lonely. When you say you’re “Conquesting it”, it means you’re about to blow, buss, bust, goon, erupt, squanch, nut.
A sexual act in which one man gets on top of the other, the older man preferably on top (typically a large age gap) and whispers, “I’m so lonely.” After this, he begins to “Conquest” the individual on the bottom. This is listed in the Urban dictionary as “the act of giving into intercourse after being harried it under duress but not by brute force” (Richard Black), however brute force may be applied when Conquesting It, until the submissive man is standing ready for the dominant man’s arrival, like a worm. This is typically also done for Viltrum.
Lukethought he was better than me since his competitive Jerkmate tier is higher, so I proved him wrong by aggressively Conquesting It.
A phrase originating from the book "Dune" by Frank Herbert. The Phrase also appears in the song "Dragula" by Rob Zombie. It means to overcome an obstacle that seems impossible or daunting to accomplish. It can be used to describe a personal goal for someone or a daunting task that needs to get accomplished.
Selecting a timeframe in which you and your "wingmen" try to sleep w/ as many different women from as many different countries and ethnicities as possible. Each time you sleep w/ a new nationality, you have conquered that country. If the girl is not officially from the country being conquered and it's just part of her heritage, you must incorporate a physical item from that country in the act of sex to make it official (i.e. Ireland and Lucky Charms, France and wine, Canada and maple syrup, etc).
Hollywood, this is Iceman.....we need to become conquistadors for the summer and begin conquering the worldone vagina at a time
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.