Conquester

People who break the rules of the New York City Transit Authority for their own benefit. This is usually illegal, as it involves stealing MTA property, and/or trespassing. This includes breaking into the cabs of subway trains, peeling stickers off of buses, or changing the route signage on trains without permission. It also often causes confusion in the system.

Conquesters don't usually admit their wrongdoings, and usually claim to be "civilized transit enthusiasts."

Foamer: *removes poster from subway station for an active service change*

Railfan: OMFG YOU CONQUESTER! WHY WOULD YOU STEAL THE POSTER!?!

Foamer: It's for the collection. Now leave me alone, since I'm just trying to enjoy the trains and I don't need your ass annoying me.

by the way, this was written on December 13, 2020

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conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.

Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.

by TomKVideo August 3, 2009

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1st conquest

A 1st Conquest is the first woman that becomes one of the X's in one's Black Book. the first woman you been going after until you eventually get that ass. It can only be considered a 1st CONQUEST if you come out with her for the first time and have pictures and/or videos of you in action (her face required).

She was my 1st Conquest.

by 1st Conquest September 2, 2014

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Couch Conquest

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.

I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.

by Max77 October 26, 2010

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