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conformatron 

One who:
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus

3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarrassment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault
The boss's conformatron is screwing us over

That conformatron is a tool

I feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.

He couldn't help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil's advocate.
conformatron by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012

conor mason 

Conor Mason is a rare species born with exceptional vocal ranges (see Jeff Buckley) but was born with a muscle mutation, meaning he cannot dance to save himself. This specimen is best known for being the frontman from rock-pop band Nothing But Thieves and for being an absolute icon to what those who study this creature call "the fandom". Seriously though, check them out.
"Hey dude, got those Nothing But Thieves tickets for October?"
"Yeah man, super pumped! Can't wait to see Conor Mason, the frontman, fail at dancing again!"
"Sweet!"

Conor Brown 

Biggest rehab victim in Embra. Smokes 100 snouts a day and batters most Dalmeny boys.
YMD: Fuck, here comes Conor brown
YMK: Hide in the bushes I can’t breathe cos of aw the fags
Conor Brown by The Babber February 26, 2019
A kind, extremely mysterious and elusive boy. never know what he’s up to next. Very quiet unless he’s talking about a topic he is comfortable in. He’s a gentleman and knows how to treat girls. He will talk to you all night if your struggling. He’s very mentally strong and athletic, very skilled in all sports once he gets the mechanics. Doesn’t like hurting people especially the ones he cares about. Once a Conor knows he has found the right girl, he attempts to try and make her life as happy as possible, even if that includes keeping his distance, because the truth is he probably loves her. Conor’s will sit on the edge of rooms and survey everything, he will be the first one to spot problems between people that aren’t public. He will think very highly of you and thinks that there is nothing wrong with you. If a Conor is by chance ignoring you, You fucked up. You just lost a very important piece in your life. Conor's tend to find the positive it situations and if he messes up talk to him until he answers you, because he’s going to think it’s his fault. Conor's are always hard on themselves especially in sports. Conor’s are not very confident in their appearance, making them seem standoffish, but in reality if a Conor starts showing himself out more in groups, he’s either trying to catch a girls attention or he’s gaining more confidence. If a Conor by chance likes you, I’d recommend exploring down that path, if not it’s a missed opportunity.
“He waited all that time, she was dating someone else and Conor waited, ignoring anyone else who even liked him, because he loved that girl and now they are high school sweethearts.”
Conor by The Star Crossed Flag December 19, 2022

Conor's Gaf

This is a magical house where anything can happen including orgies, BJ's, Sambo's, Drinking, Stealing, Glasses of water with doorbells, Plant toilets, Drugs, A man with a dodgy voice outside the batroom sayin "Lads ,Any coke ?" and much more.
In Conor's Gaf Tim kept askin - Dawn Gis a BJ Nom nom
A kind, mysterious and elusive person. You never know what he’s up to. Very quiet unless he’s talking about a topic he is comfortable in. He’s a gentleman and knows how to treat girls. He will talk to you all night if your struggling. He’s very mentally strong and athletic, very skilled in all sports once he gets the mechanics. Doesn’t like hurting people especially the ones he cares about. Once a Conor knows he has found the right girl, he attempts to try and make her life as happy as possible, even if that includes keeping his distance, because the truth is he probably loves her. Conor’s will sit on the edge of rooms and survey everything, he will be the first one to spot problems between people that aren’t public. He will think very highly of you and thinks that there is nothing wrong with you. If a Conor is by chance ignoring you, You fucked up. You just lost a very important piece in your life. Conor's tend to find the positive it situations and if he messes up talk to him until he answers you, because he’s going to think it’s his fault. Conor's are always hard on themselves especially in sports. Conor’s are also not very confident in their appearance, making them seem standoffish, but in reality if a Conor starts showing himself out more in groups, he’s either trying to catch a girls attention or he’s gaining more confidence. Conor’s are fantastic boyfriends if you give them the chance, they honor and trust you with everything they do.
“Conor waited all this time to be with the girl he loved, he kept an eye when she was with someone else, and respectfully rejected everyone else who liked him. He waited and now they are high school sweethearts and living life.”

“Did you see Conor just rejected that girl?”

“Yeah, it was crazy dude, he must really love that that other girl to keep himself available.”
Conor by The Star Crossed Flag December 19, 2022