When you find a Conlan you are lucky! Conlans can be annoying at sometimes but they are really funny. Conlans Only have a couple girlfriends throughout there whole life because when they decide to date that person he makes sure it’s gonna last. Conlans don’t like short realstionships. If you get to know him he is very Nice and kind and cairing. Conlans usually have Brown or black hair it’s rare to see a conlan with blonde or red hair.
Girl 1: Conlan with you go out with me?
Conlan: I’m sorry but your longest relationship was 1 week.
*One week by*
Girl 2: Hey conlan with you go out with me?
Conlan: yes because your longest realstionship was for 3 years.
Guys named Conlan are absolute beauts. Hard working, good head on their shoulders. Funny as fuck. Can drink like an Irishman. Get’s along with most people but doesn’t take any shit either. Handsome and definitely a panty dropper. If your name is Conlan, crank some bud lattes and slide into an absolute Rocket tonight!
Some fat retard that is addicted to eating six sandwiches or any other ungodly amount of fat people food. He is so ugly and fat, no woman would ever even think about talking to him. He weighs over a metric shit ton and is fucking gay. He also has a fat fucking chode, clocking in at about three inches long. Conlan Oliver is nothing but a fat, gay retard.
When you have gotten Conlan’d you have became the victim of an ultimate blunder, whether you did it to yourself or it has been done to you by a separate party.
Sammy: I tried asking her out, but she didn’t hear me and left
Me: you just got Conlan’d
A person named Conlin, Conlan or Conlen is 'The Guy' . He is tight with all the girls and pulls out charm when needed. Hard to resist he is popular and a party animal. He is smart. He is good at everything, especially sports. Definitely, a guy to be around.
Man, look at (conlin, conlan , conlen)! How does he do it!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*