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congo condom 

eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth
I got sally so good when i pulled a congo condom, but she didnt wake up for a while after it.
congo condom by nickdc323 September 8, 2005
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Condom Convo 

Conversation you have to understand if you’re exclusive or not.
Gaia: you look pretty pale girl, are you ok?
Caro: no! we just had the condom convo
Condom Convo by Beacarogaia March 7, 2021

Condo-rado 

Condo-rado is named used by skiers and snowboarders for Colorado because of the over development in the mountains, especially at ski resorts.
I'm heading back to Condo-rado for a few days to ski at A-Basin, Colorado.
Condo-rado by Jib Slice May 12, 2010

cardboard condo 

living on the streets, not necessarily in a cardboard box
if you dont stop using, you'll end up in a cardboard condo

Condo Lifestyle 

Living a life disconnected from any real level of responsibility or accountability.
Dylan had more time to ride his Peloton because he lived a condo lifestyle and didn’t need to worry about mowing the lawn.”

Roblox condo games 

A Roblox game where a bunch of hormonal 13 year olds go to masturbate to virtual Lego figures. The people there are mostly ignorant, narrow minded and rude.
Hormonal 13 year old kid: Yo wanna f*** some hot chicks on Roblox condo games?

Kid with intact dignity: Nah bro I'm not jacking it to virtual Lego figures.
An glorified apartment that is purchased, not rented.
May I see the deed to your condo, Mr. Rich?
condo by TsTech August 5, 2005