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conglumerate 

A sizeable collective of smaller groups whose members aren't overly thrilled with how things are going.
Telemarketing is majorly hyped as an effective sales tool, but when all is said and done, da majority of said phone-wielding employees form a huge conglumerate, with long hours glued to da handset and little paying-customer-volume to show for it!
conglumerate by QuacksO April 14, 2024
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conglomerate 

your conglomerate is your hustle:what you do to make money.
conglomerate by christian luyando February 11, 2009

conglomeration of fuckitude

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

conglomeration 

1. A Mix of many different things into one.
This sandwich is a conglomeration of mustard, ketchup, letuce, tamatoe, ham, turkey, white bread, and salad dressing.
conglomeration by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Congliferate 

A complex sounding word to be used by a professional when they don't want to explain, to an end user or customer, the detail of what they are actually doing.

Any made up complex sounding word or acronym can be known as a congliferation.
User: "Hi. When will my machine be ready?"
I.T. professional: "I had to congliferate the network adapter. I will bring it to you in 5 minutes."

"We cannot process your payment until we have had feedback from the D.S.I.D.G.B." - D.S.I.D.G.B. is made up. It is a congliferation.
Congliferate by Rowdizzle March 4, 2014

respect my conglomerate 

Bobby: So nick can I come to your next bash?

Nick: Respect my conglomerate.

Conglumerating

When something doesn't go as planned or is rather disappointing
"We should of won that round to be honest this is very conglumerating to say the least"