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An epiphany, achieved solely through the insufflation/injection/absorption through any route of cocaine hydrochloride/any form of it, which is so potent it almost silences all other pre-existing prepositions in one's brain.
A: Everything flows, nothing stays the same. You can't step in the same river twice.
B: That is a cokeism, my friend. True. I know nothing else.
Cokeism by epedigree November 21, 2014
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Confismexy

Confismexy is used to describe someone who is confident, sexy and smart at the same time.
"I feel so confismexy today!"
"She looks so confismexy! "

confidentsexysmartsmexy
Confismexy by wordspirit January 17, 2016
coleism is a religion that worships Colin Cole(not the football player) that is a geometry teacher at manatee school for the arts
coleism is great
Coleism by camcorder December 12, 2018
Playing nicely while harboring selfish intent ~ like selling an ice cream cone.
The ice cream exploits the natural desires of the consumer, but it does it in a way that leaves both parties pleased. The money is freely given, the service is provided in a friendly manner, and the seller makes a profit. The seller chose the ice cream shop knowing that ice cream is not healthy, yet widely desired and socially valued. * Not to beconfused with Connism ~ when a vindictive pleasure lurks in the sellers subconscious mind and hides itself from view.
“There’s nothing wrong with a little CONISM, we all gotta make a living.”
Conism by The Wordshipper May 18, 2018
Cokeism is the teachings of the Coke god that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo,the red is the Coca-Cola and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.
A:Yo what religion are you in?
B:Oh I'm in the cokeism religion! It's the religion about Coca-Cola!
A:I honestly prefer pepsi..
B:leave my sight.
Cokeism by watervr June 8, 2022
Cokeism is the teachings of the Coca-Cola that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.
A:Hey do you believe in any God?
B:Oh yeah! My god is Coke!
A:Really theres a religion about it? It's literally a soda.
B:Yeah! Its called Cokeism!
A:Let me guess, the devil is Pepsi?
B:How'd you guess?? Of course it is.
Cokeism by watervr June 8, 2022
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