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The almighty religion derived from the god “Cole”
Did you hear about the new religion coleism? Cole the god is the greatest.
coleism by coleism diciple October 12, 2022

Cole-ism 

Deriving from a horney little boy named Cole. Any common acts that are twisted to mean something sexual, such as sitting on a lap would be a "cole-ism" if it were to mean more than just sitting down, or if you were to give a hug that is more squeezing and feeling than a normal hug would be a "cole-ism"
*a hot girl looking around to sit somewhere*
Boy: "Here, you can sit in my lap." (what he's really thinking... you can sit in my lap because you're really f*ing hot and i'll get a boner if you sit on me. PLEASE sit on my lap!)
Cole-ism by cat November 7, 2004
An epiphany, achieved solely through the insufflation/injection/absorption through any route of cocaine hydrochloride/any form of it, which is so potent it almost silences all other pre-existing prepositions in one's brain.
A: Everything flows, nothing stays the same. You can't step in the same river twice.
B: That is a cokeism, my friend. True. I know nothing else.
Cokeism by epedigree November 21, 2014
Gay in spanish is Maricon. Maricon. If you talk to a group of gay people, people would say: Coneism-coneism is alive and well.

If you are bar hoping and you suspect it's a gay bar-you would say: Coneism is involved there.
Coneism by King Dillage October 2, 2010

coleiscool

My best freind cole and he is really cool so cole is cool joshua williams
Yea my best freind cole is so cool coleiscool
coleiscool by coles best freind December 16, 2022

coleisim 

Unlike colloquialisms, a coleisim are words or phrases that are typically used within the law enforcement community. They are not words or phrases used in typically ordinary or familiar conversations amongst the general public. A coleisim is best suited to informal conversations.
"If this is your first jury trial, you better head to the stores unit for your issued powdered wig. Oh man that's a coleisim if I ever heard one"!

"Officer, get over Fleet and ask them to put the winter air in your scout car tires. Hey....I wasn't born yesterday, if I had a dime for every coleisim I'd have enough money for an endless supply of plastic coffee"!
coleisim by CozzyCozzy January 4, 2018