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Cockdrill 

Unexplained homo behavior by coot football players at a university known for wimmenz basketball
Muscoot is trying to cockdrill his 1 and 2* players into 4 and 5*s.

The players love when coach calls for cockdrills.
Cockdrill by Cockdrill56-7 August 10, 2017

condillusion 

The nefarious, guerrilla manufacturing tactic of producing plastic bottles that color-match the condiment contained therein; thus creating an unhappy illusion of a full bottle when, in reality, the opposite condition exists.
The next MOF that passes me a condillusion ketchup bottle gets it shoved up their ass...I'm tired of false marketing bullshit; whatever happened to clear-fuckin' plastic that doesn't lie to ya?
condillusion by YAWA December 26, 2017

contrilly 

Pat And Neils counter to a statement made by another, also known as contrary with L's
On the contrilly teacher, i think that world war 2 was done did till it was done did
contrilly by Da Surgical Man February 12, 2004

Cendrillion 

A fail spy. Someone who is always to blame, and is a spy whom fail at all things.
"Your such a fail spy Cend."
"Its all Cend's fault!"
"Your cant even fail right Cend."
"Cendrillion fails at spying and should be executed via cat death squad."
Cendrillion by Korenav February 11, 2010

contrilla 

Beautiful and sassy. Known for her swag and other assets. She makes friends easily and has an easy going, laid back manner. Enjoys a challenge. Dangerous when crossed so do not get on her bad side. Enjoys a good glass of wine now and then.
Im about to hit the dancefloor and get my Contrilla on
contrilla by 1flyychicca December 20, 2014

Cowdrill 

An absolute turn of events. Once classified as a Cowdrill, there is no turning back, whatever the locals tell you. Intense hatred and suffering befalls the Cowdrill.
1st Guy: I heard there was some sort of plague coming our way in the Summer....
2nd Guy: Yeah, I heard that as well, I really hope the government don't classify it as a Cowdrill...
1st Guy: Yeah, that would suck...
Cowdrill by Young Sween January 27, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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