condimental drift 

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table

Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?

condimental drift by cyanocitta November 6, 2007

continental drift 

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.

I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.

continental drift by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012

speed of continental drift 

moving at an extremely slow pace

Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!

speed of continental drift by Thunnus January 9, 2010

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.

The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.

contimental drift by kris takahashi April 24, 2009

continental drift 

When people of an extremely large size get off their ass/couch and make it out of the house to adventure into the world.

Guy 1: Hey you see how fat that person is? Im suprised theyre not at home eating their face off.

Guy 2: Yeah im suprised too. We got a serious case of continental drift.

continental drift by thatguy105 November 1, 2010