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condirrhea 

(N). The runny liquid that comes out of a conoment squeeze bottle such as ketchup or mustard if you don't shake it first.
I got condirrhea all over my sandwhich
condirrhea by Steve347 September 26, 2008
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condharmic 

This means "with Dharma", that is, consistant with Dhamma, a Pali word equivalent to the Pali word Dhamma. That which is condharmic or condhammic is wise, true, egoless, and encourages love and compassion in others.
The Buddhist monk's counsel to the people was condharmic as it sought to end greed, anger, and delusion among them while encouraging love and compassion to others.
A play on the word concerto, it means a certain shirt you wear to every concert or live show of music
My plain black shirt is my conshirto
conshirto by Jerm Juice March 30, 2009
The superfans at concerts who mysteriously appear wearing a brand new t-shirt from the merch booth with no sign of the shirt they originally wore into the venue.

OR

People who wear the concert t-shirt the very next day as if to appear cool and elitist.
"Look at all these people wearing the band's t-shirt at the show. They are such conshirts."

OR

"Guess who saw Def Leppard last night? They are complete conshirts."
Conshirts by Andy Poncherello January 20, 2009
A person who wears concert shirts all the time, for every occasion. "should be pronounced with an Italian accent, although, not absolutely necessary"
1."See that guy over there, he's the biggest conshirto I know. 2."I really like his 84 Van Halen shirt." 1." No way man, his Def Leppard T is the bomb." 2."Whatever!"
conshirto by Brown Mushroom October 25, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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