Conshirts

The superfans at concerts who mysteriously appear wearing a brand new t-shirt from the merch booth with no sign of the shirt they originally wore into the venue.

OR

People who wear the concert t-shirt the very next day as if to appear cool and elitist.

"Look at all these people wearing the band's t-shirt at the show. They are such conshirts."

OR

"Guess who saw Def Leppard last night? They are complete conshirts."

Conshirts by Andy Poncherello January 20, 2009

conspirasheep 

People who are conspirasheep believe almost every conspiracy they hear and believe the most delusional . They call people who don't believe their delusional theories 'sheep', even though they themselves are conspirasheep because they have gotten so solidified in their own conspiracy beliefs. When people ask questions they cannot answer they simply say "look into it", "do your own research", "this is all just speculation though" any evidence actually provided by a conspirasheep is not believable or from reputable sources.

"Ronnie is such a conspirasheep, he was telling me about alien breakaway civilizations and ascension into the 5th dimension."

conspirasheep by masoniswoke March 5, 2019

Conshittency 

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

Conshittency by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

Conshiteration 

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

Conshiteration by tlninja June 28, 2012

Conspirasist 

A low societal status person, who proves his place, by hilariously pretending elaborate hidden plans are set against him. As if they have to be.

Example: There is no greater example for population reduction, then the population reduction conspirasist.

Conspirasist by WraithingtonForever December 2, 2013

conshitter 

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

conshitter by KN14 July 8, 2010

Conshitterate 

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

Conshitterate by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011