condew

A cross between condensation and dew.

Look at all the condew on the grass, condew?, yes not quiet dew but more then condensation.

by The champion of all the world2 January 25, 2011

ConDew

The sweat excreted by inmates.

Bob is covered in Condew because he tried to escape the prison. Now he needs a group shower.

by Ashley2222 January 9, 2010

condew

its where you put mountain dew in a condom and slap a girls face with it

i just condewed that bitches face so hard

by bigdisme123766 May 19, 2024

condescending bitch

Person who believes you need their help and cannot succeed on your own. Person who believes they are superior to you and offers help when they dont even have anything.

I'll take care of you when I get rich and sell my music. Right now im living off my husbands money. Response: i have more money than you, you condescending bitch.

by flexas January 28, 2014

condescending prick

A self-important person who thinks is way better than others morally, intellectually and emotionally.

Francis: Finally, my economic model is working. I have gotten all my impulse response functions nicely.
JeanPaul: How nice! But your model doesn't even have capital. Check my models, all of them have capital. I know it may be hard for you, but don't worry, one day you'll improve.

Francis: what a condescending prick!

by JR for junior August 30, 2015

Condescending Smiley Face

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.

e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"

by AcidCH August 3, 2013

condesplain

To explain to a person with condescension. To assume you are more qualified to speak on a subject than a trained professional because of something you read on the Internet, or in a book, etc; or because of an assumption based on gender. (Including man/womansplaining).

Can be used as an umbrella or gender neutral term.

The antivaxxer condesplained to the doctor the dangers of the MMR vaccine based on a debunked paper.

Judy knew that men didn't know how to cook so she proceeded to condesplain a simple recipe to her coworker.

by Architectphonic May 23, 2016