conde

The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered
That guy is a conde
by The Random guy June 20, 2016
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Conde

Wow, it's só big, it must be a CONDE😃
by Conde the huge dick guy November 22, 2021
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Cond

short for condom, or used as a silence breaker in situations in which people need laughter.
EX 1) Megan- "did you put a cond on last night?"

Zack- "of course not"

EX 2) (silence)

Brandon- "COND!"

Group- " hahahahahha!"
by ZJ5theBoss April 06, 2011
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Mr. Cond

the funnest ipod app ever.
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D
I got bored waiting for my mother at the grocery... so i played mr. cond, and i had so much fun! ;D
by BeachChicks15 May 24, 2010
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conde nast

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.
guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click
by condelust March 22, 2005
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Condee

A name every guy is ashamed of. They usually then go by middle name.HOTTTT!!!!!!and VERY SWEET
girl numba one: Condee is sooooo hot!!!
girl numba two: i kno!!! and he is sweet, too
by ...secret... March 24, 2009
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Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.
"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"
by RoceHatNinjaCat May 01, 2023
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