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The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered
That guy is a conde
conde by The Random guy June 20, 2016
Now that's a real nigga...known to be bout that life and get money this nigga is once in a lifetime....there's only 4 known to all existence and they all a problem....especially the 3rd one that nigga is the greatest of his era
All my kids want to be Conde
My bitch loves fucking with them Condes

Tyrone wishes to be like Conde
Conde by BigJune November 23, 2021
slang (policier) cop
informal ; policeman

Term used in Marseille, France to refer to a police officer.
Fais gaffe, y'a les condés devant.
Be careful, the condés are here.
condé by EriaTalks June 5, 2021

conde nast 

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.
guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click
conde nast by condelust March 22, 2005

Conde Gay-t 

The belief that adding the letter t to a word makes it less gay.
Michael is el Conde Gay-t and he knows it
Conde Gay-t by Javier Tapata January 22, 2020

Arthur Condé 

Arthur Condé is a Brazilian slang used to describe someone with homosexual tendencies but who does not come out directly and feels offended when being called homosexual.
Maybe he is doing some Arthur Condé things
Arthur Condé by VaginaseSexo December 6, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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