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The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered
That guy is a conde
conde by The Random guy June 20, 2016
Now that's a real nigga...known to be bout that life and get money this nigga is once in a lifetime....there's only 4 known to all existence and they all a problem....especially the 3rd one that nigga is the greatest of his era
All my kids want to be Conde
My bitch loves fucking with them Condes

Tyrone wishes to be like Conde
Conde by BigJune November 23, 2021
slang (policier) cop
informal ; policeman

Term used in Marseille, France to refer to a police officer.
Fais gaffe, y'a les condés devant.
Be careful, the condés are here.
condé by EriaTalks June 5, 2021

conde nast 

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.
guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click
conde nast by condelust March 22, 2005

Conde Gay-t 

The belief that adding the letter t to a word makes it less gay.
Michael is el Conde Gay-t and he knows it
Conde Gay-t by Javier Tapata January 22, 2020

Arthur Condé 

Arthur Condé is a Brazilian slang used to describe someone with homosexual tendencies but who does not come out directly and feels offended when being called homosexual.
Maybe he is doing some Arthur Condé things
Arthur Condé by VaginaseSexo December 6, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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