computinati 

A secret cabal of genius programmers developing the ultimate artificial intelligence program to run the world.

I hope the program the computinati are working on works better than the current system.

computinati by Cynicool May 27, 2018

Compstipation 

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

Compstipation by B-child April 2, 2006

Computational Resources 

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.

Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.

Computational Resources by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005

computational fluid dynamics 

(CFD)
physics the quantitative study of fluids and their actions given a set of events.

For use in the creation of soup, chemical based reactors, vehicles, risk assessments, damage assessments, meteorological predictions, and different predictions of naturally occurring phenomena.

seriously, im not that smart.
(Anyway, an example of computational fluid dynamics would need graphical models and computer programming)

computational fluid dynamics by puahl October 8, 2005

compstipation 

When your computer is running slower than usual.

Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!

compstipation by George Doula March 5, 2008

complainative 

that act of complaining or being in a mood where thats all your doing.

girl: "my back hurts"
guy: "jeez why are you being so complainative?"

complainative by taymann October 22, 2010

computitis

1)The state in which a person at a computer can no longer see the screen clearly nor can they move their fingers correctly.2) when a person is sick of being at a computer. 3) breasts are in the way of the keyboard

Computitis is when a womans breasts are in the way of the keyboard on a computer.

computitis by LizaLipz February 6, 2008