Compstipation
Compstipation by B-child April 2, 2006
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compstipation
Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.
Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!
Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!
compstipation by George Doula March 5, 2008
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Constipation Proclamation
The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body
The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran
Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009
vacation constipation
Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.
vacation constipation by nofx9019 September 6, 2010
constipation
constipation by botaf November 11, 2003
CODstipation
When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.
Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
CODstipation by CamMac0604 February 20, 2011
Verbal constipation
Verbal constipation is when you have a lot on your mind to say but you ether don't have the courage to say it or simply choose not to. Verbal constipation when pent up can cause depression, stress, anger and self doubt ETC.
Shane: Hey did Alex ever get that stuff off his chest to Danielle?
Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.
Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.
Verbal constipation by Oglefro August 1, 2013
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