compush 

when vegan alternatives are made to look like real meat

me: what did you eat
a: chicken drumsticks
me: I bet they were compushed

compush by foodfr March 4, 2023

compuwhore 

To extend one's knowlege of computers upon another through assistance in repair or troubleshooting. This term is generaly used in contempt when one wishes his friend or family member did not know of his computer talents.

Ah damn, I have to go compuwhore for my mother-in-law who bought a fuckin' eMachine.

compuwhore by Vishal Agarwala May 5, 2004

CompuServe 

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

CompuServe by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012

compushock 

someone who is in shock after they lost their computer

He is in compushock he lost his computer and he is very depressed

compushock by jjwhite0222 February 6, 2010

Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.

Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.

Compushitting by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009

Compused 

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.

*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"

Compused by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011

CompuServe 

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

CompuServe by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005