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compton cock

The act of sexual intercourse while simultaneously watching the part of jake paul's "its everyday bro" where nick compton says that england is his city, one may also shout "ENGLAND IS MY CITY" during this act.
we totally did the compton cock last night
by bobby_da_y0utubep00perYT October 4, 2017
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Compton Cockblock

When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.
-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?

-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.

-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?

-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
by SinisterL August 3, 2010
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Compton Cocktail

If you're broke and only have $2.50 and some orange juice, buy a 40 oz., mix it and you got yo self a Compton Cocktail
by DWeezy1 March 29, 2009
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