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Contraction of Computer Science, refers to both the subject itself and a student of the discipline; the latter being the more popular usage. Synonymous with geek. Also loser. Features include wearing glasses, bad posture, extreme endo- and ectomorphism and hairy palms from too much flogging on
Chettz isn't your average compsci. He doesn't kiss like a compsci.
compsci by maaaate November 4, 2004
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(komp-skee) - an individual who studies computer science. ALSO a way of life. An adept of the Compsci style of living is a lazy person who is never seen outside of their comfort zones (bedroom, bath robe). They may suffer from fear of light, and are prone to spending long hours watching anime, playing pc games or reading sci-fi. They also get away with putting as little energy as they need into everything they do.
Person 1: "Hi Compsci!"
Compsci: "W00T W00T, L33T L33T. I just upgraded my level 69 staff of penetration"
Person 1: "I upgraded your mum last night, to first class!"
compsci by Ronald Johansson May 18, 2008

comp sci 

Short for Computer Science. the study of programming computers.
Comp sci class is hard.
comp sci by 5'11"Racer November 18, 2006

Compstipation 

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.
*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"
Compstipation by B-child April 2, 2006

Comscientia 

To share knowledge: com - to share, scientia - knowledge
Comscientia is the sharing of knowledge to create strategic competitive advantage through organisational learning
Comscientia by DeepSmart January 26, 2011

comp sci casual

Wearing a tee-shirt when otherwise a collar would be worn.
Here, the programmers get casual Friday every day; it's comp sci casual.
comp sci casual by amodell February 13, 2013

Compucide 

Unnatural death of a computer via intentional misuse, negligence, or incompetence.
My mother is on her third laptop in four years. She's lucky compucide isn't a crime.
Compucide by TMH88-UK June 14, 2017
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