Compucide 

Unnatural death of a computer via intentional misuse, negligence, or incompetence.

My mother is on her third laptop in four years. She's lucky compucide isn't a crime.

Compucide by TMH88-UK June 14, 2017

compucide 

Social Networking Site Profile Homicide by cookie/password exploit.

"Did you hear Bill's myspace and facebook got pwnd and now has gay midget porn? It was total compucide !"

compucide by SQL March 28, 2009

Commocide 

The act of killing oneself or others with the use of a holden commodore. Usually used to refer to fatal accidents, which the murder weapon was a Commodore.

News Reporter: In other news, a 16 year old p-plater has committed commocide on the Sturt hwy, killing 4 occupants of a Nissan Micra.

Commocide by BeneathTheRemains666 January 10, 2012

To Computize 

To do anything on a computer.

I computized my essay yesterday.
I like to computize with my friends.
I computized a product from Best Buy, and now it will be shipped to my home.

To Computize by Big Man Mac March 16, 2008

computie 

a really cute or hot looking computer geek. guy or girl.

wow! he's a computie !!

computie by lola 1234 September 14, 2011

compuliterate 

(adj)
to lack computer skills,
being illiterate on the computer
see illiterate

"I hate when Rudy asks me to post sneakers up for sale for him on the computer" said Marc.
"Yeah, hes so compuliterate!" exclaimed Erick.

compuliterate by Marcos David Purdie December 19, 2008

comicide 

A comedic homicide; a funny murder; a killing that inspires laughter.

The repeated murder of Kenny on South Park -- "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" -- is classic comicide.

comicide by miggsathon August 18, 2009