complemail 

An email that is meant to complain about something.
To complain via email.
A mix of complain and email.

Fred complemailed to Howard because Howard said the party was on January 32nd, when clearly everyone knows that January 32nd doesn't exist.

complemail by Hardcore Pirate Viking July 20, 2007

complemate

To undescribe the describable.

Journalist at an annual polar bear swim - "Where are you from?"
Interviewee - "I'm a professor at a mental institute and all of these people here are my students."
Journalist - "What is the purpose of today's attempt?"
Interviewee - "It's an experiment."
Journalist - "To prove what?".
Interviewee - "That life can sometimes be too uncomplemated."

Dave to himself - "Why is everything always so complemated?"

John to his friend's mother - "I complemate you on your vocabulary."

Susan to her younger sister - "Does your insurance fully complemate you?"

Craig - "I didn't complemate at the end of that calculation."

complemate by fireboyproductions July 3, 2010

complemate

to perform that which you most want to

If I could only complemate the ass of that cellist.

complemate by kittykatwoemeow November 25, 2011

Complimaint 

An expression of esteem, respect, affection, or admiration used to mask a complaint.

Close cousin of passive aggression.

1. That was a very delicious recipe you made at the Manbque last night, it made everyone else's seem like regular old zebra shit. Thanks for the complimaint!

2. I don't want to sound like I'm making a complimaint, but your wife has great tits, I feel like I'm sucking on swollen warts that have grown nipples with my old lady!

Complimaint by Jesse The Godfather February 26, 2011

complimail 

A long email giving one or more compliments in as many forms as possible, generally when the writer is trying to put feelings of gratitude into words.

I wrote you a complimail last thursday because it was Thanksgiving.

complimail by Weirduo#1or2 November 25, 2021

complexability 

tendency of a process to acquire additional complexity

Meetings with Mike and Steve greatly increase the complexability of our business process.

complexability by BB47 February 29, 2008