Commute Call

A phone call a driver makes while commuting from home to work or from work to home, usually small talk to friends or family members without anything in particular to say. A call just to kill drive time.

Scott commute calls his mother every day on his way to work.

Commute Call by S-and-S May 12, 2012

commute wife 

Commute Wife: that person you see every day in traffic at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)

Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"

commute wife by mjunky September 25, 2013

commute-com 

to have a teleconference while on the commute, so as to either fill empty time, or get work done that didn't get finished while in the office

John had a 5pm commute-com while sitting in rush hour traffic on the beltway, discussing some of the after-action items from the earlier meeting, since he had to go pick up his kids at day-care.

commute-com by k3for January 24, 2011

commute regret 

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.

Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret

commute regret by Voltmanic September 28, 2023

sloppy commute 

The long, dirty walk of shame from the place a shart occurs to the clean up destination.

White Castle was delicious, but the sloppy commute I could have done without!

sloppy commute by papa squatz February 22, 2014

Reverse Commute 

During a threesome (one guy, two girls) after the deposit has been made into one girl, the other girl immediately sucks it out.

Alternative Definition: Two guys bring home two girls from the bar (one hot, the other a granade or 'Grimbo'). They are all having sex in the same room and the guy with the hot girl is experiencing the 'Reverse Commute' since he is in a far better postion than his mate on the other side of the 'highway'

Reverse Commute by Cat Stabber March 6, 2010

sex commute 

If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.

Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.

sex commute by Smoove B September 26, 2005