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comftorble 

How lazy people pronounce comfortable
This chair is comftorble
comftorble by awmm October 1, 2016
Words you can keep
the truest form of comfort, when you just sink into your couch with a blanket on and vibe
yo that shit just hit me man. i'm comforble as hell
comforble by Vigilanti May 6, 2020

Comfterble

An idiot's way of saying comfortable
This sofa is so comfterble
Comfterble by awmm October 1, 2016

Comfterble

This bed is comfterble
Comfterble by awmm October 1, 2016

Comfortle 

To cop a feel under the pretext of offering comfort.
After her cat went missing I could not help but comfortle her.
Comfortle by MidasTheRightest November 9, 2015

comfotable 

A common misspelling of the word comfortable. Used most often by accident.
It's hard to believe anyone misspells comfotable anymore. - accident

comftable 

Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.
Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexy as hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !
comftable by Helljin April 8, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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