colonnection

1. A shitty connection with regards to online games/work/lagging porn

2. Charlie and his Chocolate Factory

1. Werner: "Man, I would have totally made level 70/finished that proposal/seen that babe's boobies if it weren't for the damned colonnection!!"

2. Roné: "I wonder what's the connection between Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.."
Greta: "It's a colonnection. It's when someone goes from being a bum to being the shit thanks to a Willy."

colonnection by prinses May 26, 2010

connection terminated 

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated

connection terminated by Sr_Mario May 6, 2021

my internet connection 

Trash

My internet connection is trash

my internet connection by Sanguine Pendulum May 4, 2018

Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.

Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.

Walmart Connection by mcsnails May 1, 2010

taco bell connection 

when on xbox live, the host has a poor connection

ugh this games is so laggy i hate this taco bell connection

taco bell connection by hdfjadf December 2, 2010

psychic connection

A psychic connection or “psychic link” is a spiritual connection between two people that transcends physical boundaries. In this bond, two souls are connected in a way where their energies are in sync and their emotions are interconnected. Common examples of a psychic connection include soulmates, kindred spirits, twin flames, past life connections, and karmic relationships. A psychic connection can work in the same physical location or in a different location.

psychic connection got me question my life's existence.

psychic connection by mennäperille December 22, 2019

Slow internet connection 

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".

Hi...
Slow internet connection intensifies

Slow internet connection by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016