colonix 

Taking an old hose to the ass for pleasure of being "healthy". You like to say you're cleaning yourself out when you really just like the sensation of a tube in your asshole.

I went to the doc's for a colonix, when I could of went to the fag bar for a good ol dick to my ass.

colonix by Irres June 13, 2016

high colonic 

Officially it's an enema to flush out the colon but in the slang it means to literally scare someone shitless, which has the same effect as an enema.

Chrissy in the Sopranos got a high colonic when Junior's thugs took him out to the Meadowlands for a mock execution in season 1.

high colonic by Frank Morgani May 22, 2008

Colonia Middle School 

This school is filled with annoying ass kids who don’t know how to act. There are mad white kids that be saying “nigga” and don’t know how to act. Majority of its people are white and Indian. Oh, and it’s filled with VSCO bitches 🤮!

“I hate going to school.”
“What school do you even go to?”
“Colonia Middle School 🤢!!”

Colonia Middle School by yunglilniggaa October 24, 2019

Ass Colonialism 

When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.

At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.

Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.

Ass Colonialism by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.

John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"

Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Colonial water pump 

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

Colonial water pump by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

Colonial Style 

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.

Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!

Colonial Style by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011