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Colohaust 

Noun.

The thing you commit when you mix up words or consonants in a spoken phrase.
The colohaust of World War II was a tragedy. Don't you mean the holocaust? Oh yes, I just committed a colohaust.

Hey look, there's a phone on my cat case! Don't you mean a cat on your phone case? Crap, yes I committed another colohaust!
Colohaust by colohaustbibby March 31, 2015
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Cologuard 

An at-home colon cancer screening tool that will send medical bills through the roof.
After I used Cologuard and learned my sample was positive, I had to get a colonoscopy after all. But then the bills began arriving. I thought my insurance would cover it, when in reality it did not.
Cologuard by The Real Driller February 27, 2023

Cock cheese colohan 

A cheese loving scank from a bad part of town.
Look at him over there with cheese all over his face he is a Cock cheese colohan.
Cock cheese colohan by mama f December 28, 2005
A very sexy man, who is an exotic site. He is a once in a life-time opportunity. People cannot hate him. He is a little psycho, but you can't blame him. He is outgoing with amazing eyes,, smile, face, and abs. He has an outstanding personality, not afraid, strong, and brave.
You are such a Colohun

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026