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Colohaust 

Noun.

The thing you commit when you mix up words or consonants in a spoken phrase.
The colohaust of World War II was a tragedy. Don't you mean the holocaust? Oh yes, I just committed a colohaust.

Hey look, there's a phone on my cat case! Don't you mean a cat on your phone case? Crap, yes I committed another colohaust!
Colohaust by colohaustbibby March 31, 2015
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Cologuard 

An at-home colon cancer screening tool that will send medical bills through the roof.
After I used Cologuard and learned my sample was positive, I had to get a colonoscopy after all. But then the bills began arriving. I thought my insurance would cover it, when in reality it did not.
Cologuard by The Real Driller February 27, 2023

Cock cheese colohan 

A cheese loving scank from a bad part of town.
Look at him over there with cheese all over his face he is a Cock cheese colohan.
Cock cheese colohan by mama f December 28, 2005
A very sexy man, who is an exotic site. He is a once in a life-time opportunity. People cannot hate him. He is a little psycho, but you can't blame him. He is outgoing with amazing eyes,, smile, face, and abs. He has an outstanding personality, not afraid, strong, and brave.
You are such a Colohun

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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