Colohaust

Noun.

The thing you commit when you mix up words or consonants in a spoken phrase.
The colohaust of World War II was a tragedy. Don't you mean the holocaust? Oh yes, I just committed a colohaust.

Hey look, there's a phone on my cat case! Don't you mean a cat on your phone case? Crap, yes I committed another colohaust!
by colohaustbibby March 31, 2015
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