Colligate

Oka "Southrn Prepy Pimp", first of all you didn't even spell the name of the school you were dissing correctly - Colligate is the name of a toothpaste brand. The school you are refering to is spelled C-o-l-l-e-g-i-a-t-e. The official name is The Collegiate College Prepatory School. So where did you get the idea that Collegiate is a yankee school built on new money? Collegiate was founded in 1915 and is known throughout the Richmond area for being built on old, southern money and old, southern families. Most of the students that attend The Collegiate College Prepatory School are "chips off the old block" - meaning that their family have been going to Collegiate for several generations. There are some students from north of the Mason Dixon line, but they usually convert to being a "good ole southerner" by the time they graduate. Perhaps you are getting Collegiate and Steward mixed up. My advice to you is that you get your facts right - Steward has never "kicked our ass" before, and we are certainly not a "new money community" - not that it would really matter if we were. Collegiate has a great academics program, and if you want to argue that, look at the stats. - in 2004 21 Collegiate graduates out of 120 seniors went to UVA (which is a good University and really hard to get into), 2 went to Harvard, 3 to Princeton, 5 to Yale, several went to Brown, there were a bunch that went to Duke and William and Mary ... just to name a few. These are some great Colleges, and this years senior class is even smarter, so before you start bitching about how crappy Collegiate is, look at the cold hard facts, for there lies the truth. And the athletic program is great! In fact many students get sports scholorships to awesome colleges. Students are required to have 2 sports credits each year - that means that every single student has to do 2 sports each year of highschool in order to graduate. This year our football team won states, and for all you public school people who think prep school suck - we creamed Godwin, which is supposed to have a good football team. The boys cross country team won states, our lacross team never loses - Collegiate excells in both academics and athletics. We are a close knit community, built on old southern money, very preppy and we have tons of school spirit. So in conclusion, Collegiate is the best, and you were wrong.

PS - my advice to you "southern preppy punk" is that you learn to spell, check the facts out before you make statements, and that you focus more of your time and energy on something more constructive - like academics or sports or just getting a life.

Cougar#1: I love Collegiate!
Cougar#2: OMG - so do I!
Cougar#1: Lets go see as many Collegiate games as possible this weekend and be supportive!
Cougar#2: Yeah definately! I love school spirit!!! Being preppy is so much fun!

by I love Collegiate!!! April 12, 2005

Colligate

A school where yankees from up north with no Suthern family go. They are part of the new money community. This means there grandparents were on crack even St Chrisers are better than them cuz they have confederate connections and even Steward kicks their ass cus even we don'come all from up North, we know where we belong. Why do stewys go there, they arnt real stewys, theyre Yankees

Coligate 1 (in a yankee accent): My Mom drives a Suburban
Coligate 2 (similar accent): mine too
Coligate 3 (an even worse accent): same here
Coligate 4 (Boston accent): Mine too

by Southrn Prepy Pimp March 4, 2005

Collateral Beauty

The beauty to be found in the midst of devastation or despair. The result of a methodical and intentional approach to difficult and typically life-altering situations that yields beautiful, positive and meaningful outcomes for an intended target (the person who is experiencing misfortune).

In Palliative Medicine, we’re really adept at helping people find the collateral beauty in otherwise sorrowful situations.

by NurseNikFrank1908 May 22, 2023

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Collateral Wiz

The 5% of a man's wiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

While 95% of Chad's wiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral wiz.

by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021

Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014

Victoria Park Collegiate Institute

This is when a school thinks it's tough but it's not. Cops come here like once every 3 months and people start thinking it's some hood school. Some people are sick, but most are toronto hood man wannabes. Scarborough is way better.

Wastyute 1: Yo fham you tryna pull up, i got bare tings in my mama's crib fham
Bucktee 1: Nah fham, mans presto emptier then parkway fham
Wasteyute: Im finna get you that uber man, im tryna get wit them batteries like a (insert an electronic that uses batteries)
Bucktee 1: nah fham, got stained on the 95, told the bus driver i was 12 and he stained me fham,

Wastyute: Your phone too?
Bucktee: Nah, i still got my iphone 5s. And even though I have a shitty ass Iphone 5s, im gonna make fun of people with expensive androids. Because I go to Victoria Park, and that's what I do
Wateyute: Alright fham, i never had any battteries any way fham, I saw some at the club( STC, theres no club) and she told me how im a waste yute, im like Nize that, and she was like shutup you wasteman
Bucktee: Yo fham does she wanna fight, ima ride out fham, ima ride out. I got you bro, uak ima pull up fham
Wasteyute: Nah but ima see you in Victoria Park Collegiate Institute tommow right?
wasteyte: Nah, im skipping

by The Toronto Hoodman Exposer January 20, 2019