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colleenism

Any of the wonderful sayings remembered and repeated by Colleen and friends of Colleen.
Colleenism "I'm gonna punch your face off"
colleenism by DFZ123 October 14, 2012

Colleenitis 

A disease one can obtain when they’ve been friend zoned/ best friend zoned and still led on by the same Person. This disease is commonly found in the middle/high-school age groups
“Bro she said she loves me and then went out with another guy, I don’t know what to say”

“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”

colleenie 

the most awsomemazing person ever! with that nice ass that peeks from the bottom of her shorts! she is finger lickin good!!
i am colleenie and i am the shit
colleenie by cutiejami October 22, 2008

coleenification 

coleenification to be coleened; the process a woman of sub-par attractivness undergoes when her finacial situation shifts favourably resulting in her increasing in attractiveness. Taken from the name of wayne rooney's wife coleen rooney.
mate she is bare fit

nah blud she is well coleened, rough as under that

coleenification
coleenification by cuntfeatures March 8, 2009

Collectify 

"Collectify" is a term used when someone tries to label you (or another) by generalising who you are with that label.

You may also use the term "collectified", which is a term used to describe an individual (or group of individuals) who have been labelled under a generalisation without acknowledgment of their individuality.
Eg: "oh my gosh Sharon, is she trying to collectify you as a person of colour just because you were born with darker skin tones. Arn't you a human?"

Eg: "that group of people just collectified me as a white person, even though I have never seen myself as anything other than human."

Eg: "I was collectified by the media today, they informed the public that 3 out of 5 white men have the potential to be rapists."

Eg: "Don't let them collectify who you are Kazza. You are not the bad things that someone else has done, their actions are separate to who you are."
Collectify by Mr H20 July 26, 2022

Collectify 

"Collectify" is a term used when someone tries to label you (or another) by generalising who you are with that label.

You may also use the term "collectified", which is a term used to describe an individual (or group of individuals) who have been labelled under a generalisation without acknowledgment of their individuality.
Eg: "Don't let them collectify who you are Kazza. You are not the bad things that someone else has done, their actions are separate to who you are."

Eg: "oh my gosh Sharon, is she trying to collectify you as a person of colour just because you were born with darker skin tones. Arn't you a human?"
Collectify by Mr H20 August 6, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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