Colleenitis

A disease one can obtain when they’ve been friend zoned/ best friend zoned and still led on by the same Person. This disease is commonly found in the middle/high-school age groups

“Bro she said she loves me and then went out with another guy, I don’t know what to say”

“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”

by JustAManWithARocketLauncher August 21, 2020

cullenitis

an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen

My daughter is suffering from an extreme form of cullenitis

by wordlover81 February 7, 2010