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digital lipstick on your collar

Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.
My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.

pig on a collar 

a Frankenstein type monstrosity that no one has ever seen before
hey, you! come here, you pig on a collar
pig on a collar by Uncle Dimma January 22, 2015

chandelier on his collar bone 

J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.

pig on a collar 

A Frankenstein-type physical monstrosity that no one has ever seen before.
A binoculared pig is not a pig on a collar.
pig on a collar by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2017

on the collar 

a gay man, homosexual, fag, fruity
"Hey Simon, look at that drink Dave ordered."

"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit on the collar."

___

Tom Cruise is a bit on the collar.
on the collar by flightsabove January 23, 2008

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars 

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we canโ€™t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They donโ€™t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) โ€œ How ya doinโ€™ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great ๐Ÿค—! Well, as you can see, Iโ€™d be an overwhelming asset because Iโ€™m completely full of shit! ๐Ÿ˜˜ I donโ€™t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ฉ! What ya think?โ€
โ€œI think youโ€™d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?โ€
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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