Collagen

The proteins and connective tissue of mammals (animal fat) which is somehow turned into some type of unnatural substance that one injects under their skin. It is mainly used by ragged, thin lipped hookers who have spent too much time sucking cock without sunscreen on their mouths or something (exp: Lisa Rinna, Jessica Simpson). It is also used to smooth out wrinkles and make you look like a zombie freak (exp: Nicole Kidman).

suzy: "What happened to Karen? She's hideous."

sharon: "She didn't like her thin lips so she got collagen injections."

suzy: "It looks like someone punched her in the mouth."

Collagen by Missylalala May 30, 2006

collagen

Dietary Supplement. 20 g collagen per serving. Paleo friendly. Dairy free. Gluten free. Contains 8 of 9 Essential amino acids. Skin, hair, nail + Milfs force it down by the gallon from unsuspecting young men.

Hey Erin where did you disappear to last night?

Erin: what that young guy gave me all his collagen would have cost thousands. I milked him like a cow.

collagen by Sixcircles March 30, 2022

Collagen Karen 

The type of upper class woman (usually a bleached blowout blonde) yelling at minimum wage employees because she can't return an expensive item with no tag/receipt. Unaware of class struggles and pain of marginalized groups. Collagen lips and plastic surgery paid for by rich (but absent like her own rich and absent father) husband.

Collagen Karen: OMG! How dare you not allow me to return these Prada sunglasses even though I ignored all the store's policies! I need to speak to the owner of the building- What's your name?? Lemon?!

Employee : You're a grown woman throwing a tantrum, ok Collagen Karen.

Collagen Karen by heyworl June 7, 2020

Swavesey village collage 

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)

Swavesey village collage is a shite school

Swavesey village collage by Dingdongweenee October 16, 2019

collage 

How people who will never get in spell college.

If you write an essay entitled "Why I Want To Go To Collage", you will be rejected immediately by the admissions board of most colleges outside of Alabama.

collage by Socialist REALism August 22, 2006

swanmore collage 

The worst secondary school in the united kingdom. unlucky if your parents forced you

"fuck me im moving to swanmore collage"

swanmore collage by gcsephysicsisfuckingshite September 13, 2020

faringdon community collage 

A school that used to be nice but is now chavs, emos and Scooter king Joe Day. Home of the Human reincarnation of Satan (Ms Sutton) and everyone is suddenly gay or bi.

Oh I got an education Faringdon community collage

faringdon community collage by ScooterKingJoe May 15, 2017