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Califlorida Girl 

A girl who is for California and Florida. Typically relocated from one to the other.
Im a Jersey girl" "Oh thats cool, im a Califlorida girl

califlora 

califlora by Jeryuch December 14, 2007

CaliFloridian 

Someone who grew up in Florida and moved to California. In rare cases it can be the other way around, where someone who has grown up in California moves to Florida. In most cases this person has family and friends in both states, which causes them to move back and forth, unable to decide between these two lovely states.
Matt: Bro bro, you're moving back to Cali? Isn't this like your third time living there?!

Jonny: Yeah dude, I just can't decide though. CA and FL are the two most beautiful states in the world!

Matt: Whatever man, Florida is better. You're such a CaliFloridian.

coliflower 

another name for the master arp, the one, the only colin moran
hey coliflower get over here, you little arp
coliflower by suckamawiena April 9, 2005

Coliflower Effect 

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.
"Oooh, thats the Coliflower Effect Kicking in!"
"Oooops, thats the coliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"

CaliFloridian 

(noun) a person in California who bears a strong resemblance to the stereotype of a trashy and racist person from Florida.
Some CaliFloridian in Huntington Beach yelled at me for wearing a mask to the store.
CaliFloridian by KuyaAlB November 5, 2020