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Califlorida Girl 

A girl who is for California and Florida. Typically relocated from one to the other.
Im a Jersey girl" "Oh thats cool, im a Califlorida girl

califlora 

califlora by Jeryuch December 14, 2007

CaliFloridian 

Someone who grew up in Florida and moved to California. In rare cases it can be the other way around, where someone who has grown up in California moves to Florida. In most cases this person has family and friends in both states, which causes them to move back and forth, unable to decide between these two lovely states.
Matt: Bro bro, you're moving back to Cali? Isn't this like your third time living there?!

Jonny: Yeah dude, I just can't decide though. CA and FL are the two most beautiful states in the world!

Matt: Whatever man, Florida is better. You're such a CaliFloridian.

coliflower 

another name for the master arp, the one, the only colin moran
hey coliflower get over here, you little arp
coliflower by suckamawiena April 9, 2005

Coliflower Effect 

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.
"Oooh, thats the Coliflower Effect Kicking in!"
"Oooops, thats the coliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"

CaliFloridian 

(noun) a person in California who bears a strong resemblance to the stereotype of a trashy and racist person from Florida.
Some CaliFloridian in Huntington Beach yelled at me for wearing a mask to the store.
CaliFloridian by KuyaAlB November 5, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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