coliforminosculateoligopolyseminiferousingeminateheteronymvermian

(adj.) describing a microbial or biological condition that combines traits of coliform presence, partial reproduction (seminiferous-ingeminate), economic or reproductive limitation (oligopoly), and verbal ambiguity (heteronymic, vermian = wormlike speech).

what is this coliforminosculateoligopolyseminiferousingeminateheteronymvermian speech