coliflower

another name for the master arp, the one, the only colin moran

hey coliflower get over here, you little arp

by suckamawiena April 9, 2005

Coliflower Effect

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.

"Oooh, thats the Coliflower Effect Kicking in!"
"Oooops, thats the coliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"

by FrankiDOTGower Bwoiiiiiiiii. x July 27, 2009

Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

cockflower

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

cauliflower lumps

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).

Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

cauliflower ear

Deformation (many times permanent) of the ear due to repetitive physical contact. Semi-common in boxers. VERY common in wrestlers/grapplers that have trained for a number of years.
This can be an initial sign of someone that can mess you up pretty bad. Some famous people include guys like BJ Penn and Randy "The Natural" Couture.

I was at a bar last night and I saw some loud-mouth, idiot starting shit with this guy who had cauliflower ears. 10 seconds later, the 'idiot' was choked out unconscience and looked like a slobbering jack-ass. He should have known better than to mess with that guy.

by earljames April 18, 2008

cauliflower beanbag

first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar

He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race

by strangechild36 September 15, 2010