Someone who grew up in Florida and moved to California. In rare cases it can be the other way around, where someone who has grown up in California moves to Florida. In most cases this person has family and friends in both states, which causes them to move back and forth, unable to decide between these two lovely states.
Matt: Bro bro, you're moving back to Cali? Isn't this like your third time living there?!
Jonny: Yeah dude, I just can't decide though. CA and FL are the two most beautiful states in the world!
Matt: Whatever man, Florida is better. You're such a CaliFloridian.
Jonny: Yeah dude, I just can't decide though. CA and FL are the two most beautiful states in the world!
Matt: Whatever man, Florida is better. You're such a CaliFloridian.
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(noun) a person in California who bears a strong resemblance to the stereotype of a trashy and racist person from Florida.
by KuyaAlB November 05, 2020
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