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CaliFloridian 

Someone who grew up in Florida and moved to California. In rare cases it can be the other way around, where someone who has grown up in California moves to Florida. In most cases this person has family and friends in both states, which causes them to move back and forth, unable to decide between these two lovely states.
Matt: Bro bro, you're moving back to Cali? Isn't this like your third time living there?!

Jonny: Yeah dude, I just can't decide though. CA and FL are the two most beautiful states in the world!

Matt: Whatever man, Florida is better. You're such a CaliFloridian.
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CaliFloridian 

(noun) a person in California who bears a strong resemblance to the stereotype of a trashy and racist person from Florida.
Some CaliFloridian in Huntington Beach yelled at me for wearing a mask to the store.
CaliFloridian by KuyaAlB November 5, 2020
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Califlorida Girl 

A girl who is for California and Florida. Typically relocated from one to the other.
Im a Jersey girl" "Oh thats cool, im a Califlorida girl

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016