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colgent

the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.
Excuse me for a moment, ma'am, I'm feeling colgent. etymology - colon + urgent
by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003
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Cogentriplegic

cō-jen-tra-plē-jik

1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.

2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.

3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.
Did you see that speech by the POTUS yesterday?

Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.
by Rekd May 2, 2009
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Congentium

A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)
When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood
by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009
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Cogent

Cogent - v. the extreme displeasure to those in use 2. intolerable connectivity upon mission-critical tasks
by anthonyc May 2, 2003
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cogent

A purveyor of low-priced, low-quality, ghetto Internet bandwidth (IP transit).
"The cheapest hosting shops all run Cogent."
by vgill January 23, 2005
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congentile

Word created by group of English students to confuse their teacher.
Used mainly when analysing poetry.Best used in more than one context just to really fuck with his head.
Usually results in an improved grade if used effectively.
Wordsworth's descripton of the daffodils was both emotive and congentile.
Wordsworth was descriptive,soulful,but above all else congentile.
The congentility of the poem was overwhelming.
He was congentile to the point where it lost all meaning.
by JonGotBalz April 23, 2008
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Colenthian

Very attractive guy around 5’5 or so. Blessed with all the perfect characteristics for your ideal homeboy/boyfriend. Lightskin who has a great smile and a great smile. Knows how to make anyone smile at almost any point in time and originated in Ridgecrest.
Hey, have you guys seen a Colenthian or has he not shown up for class today?
by Johnathon Lewis November 23, 2021
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