colgent
the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.
colgent by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003
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Cogentriplegic
cō-jen-tra-plē-jik
1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.
2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.
3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.
1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.
2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.
3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.
Did you see that speech by the POTUS yesterday?
Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.
Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.
Cogentriplegic by Rekd May 2, 2009
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Congentium
A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)
When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood
Congentium by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009
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congentile
Word created by group of English students to confuse their teacher.
Used mainly when analysing poetry.Best used in more than one context just to really fuck with his head.
Usually results in an improved grade if used effectively.
Used mainly when analysing poetry.Best used in more than one context just to really fuck with his head.
Usually results in an improved grade if used effectively.
Wordsworth's descripton of the daffodils was both emotive and congentile.
Wordsworth was descriptive,soulful,but above all else congentile.
The congentility of the poem was overwhelming.
He was congentile to the point where it lost all meaning.
Wordsworth was descriptive,soulful,but above all else congentile.
The congentility of the poem was overwhelming.
He was congentile to the point where it lost all meaning.
congentile by JonGotBalz April 23, 2008
Colenthian
Very attractive guy around 5’5 or so. Blessed with all the perfect characteristics for your ideal homeboy/boyfriend. Lightskin who has a great smile and a great smile. Knows how to make anyone smile at almost any point in time and originated in Ridgecrest.
Colenthian by Johnathon Lewis November 23, 2021
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