colgent 

the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.

Excuse me for a moment, ma'am, I'm feeling colgent. etymology - colon + urgent

colgent by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

Cogentriplegic

cō-jen-tra-plē-jik

1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.

2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.

3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.

Did you see that speech by the POTUS yesterday?

Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.

Cogentriplegic by Rekd May 2, 2009

Congentium 

A group of fellow men, endeavoring upon a divine quest or embarkment to achieve a common goal (drinking, athletic competitions, mastication, etc etc etc...)

When one member of the congentium finishes a hop-brewed beverage, by any means, containing at least 4.5% alcohol, all assembled members of the party raise their fists in the feat at which has been accomplished and join together in a unified fist bump in righteous-manly hood

Congentium by Stephen&Matt February 18, 2009

Cogent 

Cogent - v. the extreme displeasure to those in use 2. intolerable connectivity upon mission-critical tasks

Cogent by anthonyc May 2, 2003

cogent 

A purveyor of low-priced, low-quality, ghetto Internet bandwidth (IP transit).

"The cheapest hosting shops all run Cogent."

cogent by vgill January 23, 2005

congentile 

Word created by group of English students to confuse their teacher.
Used mainly when analysing poetry.Best used in more than one context just to really fuck with his head.
Usually results in an improved grade if used effectively.

Wordsworth's descripton of the daffodils was both emotive and congentile.
Wordsworth was descriptive,soulful,but above all else congentile.
The congentility of the poem was overwhelming.
He was congentile to the point where it lost all meaning.

congentile by JonGotBalz April 23, 2008

Colenthian 

Very attractive guy around 5’5 or so. Blessed with all the perfect characteristics for your ideal homeboy/boyfriend. Lightskin who has a great smile and a great smile. Knows how to make anyone smile at almost any point in time and originated in Ridgecrest.

Hey, have you guys seen a Colenthian or has he not shown up for class today?

Colenthian by Johnathon Lewis November 23, 2021