coletyn

looks great in a wall mart shirt and is the most handsome ever

coletyn is hot

by walrus 888888888888 May 16, 2018

Coletyn

If you know a Coletyn you are one of the luckiest people alive. You can trust him more than anyone and he has the kindest heart. When you need a friend you can count on him. He will always have your back and will be there for you no matter what. He is sweet but not too sweet and will fight for who and what he loves. His smile could light up a whole stadium. He is a genuinely awesome human being who you should never EVER let go.

Wow! You mean the Coletyn who is my best friend that I’ll never stop being friends with?

by Bugg2005 September 7, 2022

Coleton

Pretty chill dude. Laid back and fun to be around. Major flirt with all the ladies. Usually athletic. Just a legit guy.

Dude who was that cool guy? Not sure, he's prolly a coleton

by wham bam thank ya ma'am April 21, 2010

Coleton

A really awesome guy! Really funny, plays guitar, sings, and plays football. Not very good at multitasking. Loves the color blue. Coleton is someone who should hurry up and ask me to homecoming!! :)

Person 1: wouldn't it be so awesome if Coleton sang and played guitar for me when he asked me to homecoming? Jus sayin.

Person 2: yes that would be so awesome

by Leeky :) September 6, 2011

Coltyn

A form of the name "Colton" and "Colten" made to look more cute by unoriginal mothers. It also can be used to signify the Y chromosome, which makes the name extra manly, though it seems to look more feminine. It is likely that this person is going to go through life having their name misspelled and mispronounced until death. Retards will commonly pronounce this name as "Clayton" or "Caitlyn" upon reading it on paper.

This person will grow into a mass murderer and kill all those who spell their name and mispronounce their name the wrong way eventually. But chances are they will just go home and cry about it after school everyday.

"C-clayton is there a c-clayton or caitlyn in this room?" "Oh your name is Colton? I thought it was clayton" "COLTYN WOW THAT IS A COOL WAY TO SPELL THAT NAME" "bro why is there a y in your name?"

by Lynces September 7, 2016

coletin

Coletin is a complete goon. He isn't very good at spelling but that doesn't over power how attractive and kind he is. His smile will guaranteed 100% make you feel warm, fuzzy and make you nervous: especially his voice. He is a bit of a hypocrite (he might say he'll talk to you more but won't) but is absolutely hilarious. Don't give up on him, he is a great friend and possibly partner to have in your life.

everyone- omg is that coletin,?! **says that while drooling
me- oh yea, and he's mine
everyone- LOOK AT THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU
me- i know, that's my coletin

by ghandi of the goons June 24, 2019

Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.

Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.

by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021