Coletan

Typically a douchebag, makes up stories constantly to seem "cool", weaves such a big web of lies that he actually believes what comes out of his mouth. Constantly has to one-up you, if you have something cool he has 10 of them.

Anon: dude I got the sweetest new phone, it just came out yesterday!

Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.

Coletan by Anonapotomus April 5, 2013

Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.

Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY

Ronnie Coleman by Babatundedid911 April 6, 2020

colemanguy 

fat

is that the famous YouTuber Colemanguy

colemanguy by xx_Pewdiepie_xx69 September 21, 2021

Jenna Louise Coleman

A British Actress most notable for her roles as Jasmine Thomas on Emmerdale, Lindsay James on Waterloo Road, and Clara Oswald on Doctor Who. She is beautiful, sexy, pure perfection and Doctor Who's sexiest companion.

Person 1: Describe Jenna Louise Coleman in one word

Person 2: perfection!!!

Jenna Louise Coleman by Samie Nicole September 23, 2013

Coleman middle school 

A gay school where they want drama but it dosent happen I went there for a couple years but most girls are flat so I switched overall just a gay school where anyone can make it in accelerated and guys joke about fucking each other and call each other daddy

Why is Coleman middle school principal so gay

Coleman middle school by Hrhervtvrvbrjes October 24, 2018

Norm Coleman 

The dogged pursuit of a hopeless goal, with utter disregard for a preponderance of contradicting evidence and mounting public distain.

(Shortened form: Norc)

Dude 1: I can't believe my brother is still trying to be an olympic swimmer.
Dude 2: Really, isn't he incontinent?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They banned him from the pool. But every morning he keeps trying to sneak in.
Dude 2: That's weak. He wasn't even that great of a swimmer to begin with.
Dude 1: Yeah, the team, the coach and especially the janitors hate him more and more every day. There's no point in continuing this. He's really pulling a Norm Coleman.

Norm Coleman by Dark289 April 10, 2009

Coleman Francis 

Lousy B-movie director from the 1960s, most well known for his three movies The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961), The Skydivers (1963), and Red Zone Cuba (1966). All of the films are known for their terrible quality in both poor acting and the lack of an easily explainable plot. Coleman was also known for having cigarettes, light aircraft, coffee, and shoot-first-ask questions later shootouts from the police in his movies. The three were also all featured on the 1990s cult television show Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Coleman Francis played Griffin in Red Zone Cuba, a man who always wanted money, but settled for looks.

Coleman Francis by Franklin Jamison February 12, 2013