Typically a douchebag, makes up stories constantly to seem "cool", weaves such a big web of lies that he actually believes what comes out of his mouth. Constantly has to one-up you, if you have something cool he has 10 of them.
Anon: dude I got the sweetest new phone, it just came out yesterday!
Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
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A British Actress most notable for her roles as Jasmine Thomas on Emmerdale, Lindsay James on Waterloo Road, and Clara Oswald on Doctor Who. She is beautiful, sexy, pure perfection and Doctor Who's sexiest companion.
by Samie Nicole September 23, 2013
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Dude 1: I can't believe my brother is still trying to be an olympic swimmer.
Dude 2: Really, isn't he incontinent?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They banned him from the pool. But every morning he keeps trying to sneak in.
Dude 2: That's weak. He wasn't even that great of a swimmer to begin with.
Dude 1: Yeah, the team, the coach and especially the janitors hate him more and more every day. There's no point in continuing this. He's really pulling a Norm Coleman.
Dude 2: Really, isn't he incontinent?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They banned him from the pool. But every morning he keeps trying to sneak in.
Dude 2: That's weak. He wasn't even that great of a swimmer to begin with.
Dude 1: Yeah, the team, the coach and especially the janitors hate him more and more every day. There's no point in continuing this. He's really pulling a Norm Coleman.
by Dark289 April 10, 2009
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Coleman Francis played Griffin in Red Zone Cuba, a man who always wanted money, but settled for looks.
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