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Typically a douchebag, makes up stories constantly to seem "cool", weaves such a big web of lies that he actually believes what comes out of his mouth. Constantly has to one-up you, if you have something cool he has 10 of them.
Anon: dude I got the sweetest new phone, it just came out yesterday!

Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
by Anonapotomus April 05, 2013
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