cold-clocked
cold-clocked by Flarkington April 27, 2010
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Cold Clocked
Cold Clocked by K.Babyy February 7, 2010
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Cold Clocked • cold cocked in the face • coldcocked • Cold Locked • cold • cold turkey • cold one • cold cock • cold war • cold sore
cold cocked
I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.
cold cocked by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008
cold cocked in the face
1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up
stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!
cold cocked in the face by Shannonn♥ May 3, 2009
cold cocked
cold cocked by sarcasma mockarena January 24, 2010
Cold-cocked
The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.
Cold-cocked by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018
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