Cold Pocket

Accidentally leaving your hot pocket in the microwave to rot and get cold...

damn i forgot my hot pocket in the microwave now it is a cold pocket

by lalatrack June 28, 2009

cold pocket

1) something that is weak or uncool

2) an impetent penis

dude that chick stripped for him and he still had a cold pocket...

man that new song is so cold pocket

by arty ziff July 18, 2005

Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.

cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni

by largenumber7 August 13, 2019

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davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

- a very short nickname to call your friend named james

wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday

by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020

Mississippi Cold Pocket

Similar to an Alabama hot pocket in which a man deficates in a womans vagina and has sex with said vagina afterwards. The difference is the Mississippi cold pocket is performed on a dead and cold body, preferably a hooker.

Ross just did a Mississippi cold pocket on the dead hooker in the trunk!

by t bone0123456 May 11, 2010

Kansas cold pocket

The art of a man having anal sex with a girl while she is masterbatting.

She moaned good while I shoved my dick in her ass while she was shoving a a dildo in her twat. She sure loves her Kansas cold pockets!

by Ghetto turkey June 18, 2016

Mississippi Cold Pocket

When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.

Me and my girl do the Mississippi cold pocket errday.

by WaffleOnAKite June 20, 2013