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Cobalting 

The act of attending a seedy bar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.
" I saw Alex cobalting at 8am on my way to work."

Colberting 

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.
I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.
Colberting by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

Collating 

Like "Scissoring" but with anuses.
Jim and I had a crazy night of sex, we were "collating" all night!
Collating by kerouacwannabe October 21, 2011

Cobalting 

Tracy and Cody went Cobalting in the High School Parking Lot.
Cobalting by JEFFRYDAHMER December 4, 2011

colebating

Colebate*ing
-verb
Exuding large gratutious amounts of coleboyic secretion while under the influence of burrtitos noches.
"Where the shit is Coleman?"
"It's that god damn colebating."
colebating by Funk sauce January 12, 2008

Mortal Combatting 

When your girl is giving you head and right before you bust she yells "FINISH HIM!" and you blast in her mouth. She flies back and plays dead on the floor while you FINISH on her chest, face, etc...
Hey, are you into Mortal Combatting?
Mortal Combatting by Brasher357 December 16, 2015