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colonographer

one who so initmately knows the inner depths of a colon, whether one's own or another's, he/she could map it.
Pat knows just where I like it....such a colonographer.
colonographer by Antsy April 4, 2004

Copyographer 

When you copy any media and republish it as your own.
Did you like that picture of the eclipse ?
Got it off the web. I'm a good copyographer.
Copyographer by Pablo Tornado August 23, 2017

clitographer 

One who makes pornographic art.
Clitography has been claimed to be one of the most rewarding professions around.
clitographer by primerib July 21, 2003

Capnographer 

An individual proficient in managing high acuity medical situations with an intuitive ability to assess end-tidal CO2 and visual skin turgor. The first level in a three tiered system involving (1) Capnographer (2) Master Capnographer (3) MCI Commandographer.
Upon intubating the patient the lead capnographer determined the patient had a low end tidal due to hyperventilation. Per capnographer "hyperventilation is likely from dehydration as suggested by the poor skin turgor noted on approach".
Capnographer by A.D.LEE & Co. February 14, 2019

carnographer 

(noun) someone who makes maps out of meat, or maps of meat.
The carnographer marked the filet and the other cuts in marker on the cow.
carnographer by skillethead October 5, 2012

Chimographer 

A person who makes, watches, or distributes child pornographic material.
Mark must be a "chimographer", but he won't admit its on his phone.
Chimographer by JerkInTheBox October 12, 2018