colonographer

one who so initmately knows the inner depths of a colon, whether one's own or another's, he/she could map it.

Pat knows just where I like it....such a colonographer.

by Antsy April 04, 2004

vagineer

a vaginal engineeer; also known as "gynocolegist."

Girl, get yo' cottage cheese bagina checked out by a vagineer.

by Antsy April 04, 2004