An individual proficient in managing high acuity medical situations with an intuitive ability to assess end-tidal CO2 and visual skin turgor. The first level in a three tiered system involving (1) Capnographer (2) Master Capnographer (3) MCI Commandographer.
Upon intubating the patient the lead capnographer determined the patient had a low end tidal due to hyperventilation. Per capnographer "hyperventilation is likely from dehydration as suggested by the poor skin turgor noted on approach".
A coinographer is someone who collects, studies, and categorizes metal currency from different cultures in order to create a vast repository of coinage
My mom wanted me to pick up a quarter off the ground earlier - what does she think I am, a coinographer?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!