colonographer

one who so initmately knows the inner depths of a colon, whether one's own or another's, he/she could map it.

Pat knows just where I like it....such a colonographer.

by Antsy April 4, 2004

coinographer

A coinographer is someone who collects, studies, and categorizes metal currency from different cultures in order to create a vast repository of coinage

My mom wanted me to pick up a quarter off the ground earlier - what does she think I am, a coinographer?

by zakkattacc November 24, 2021