coiley

coiley ; a fat round creature which is half man and half pig - feeds on large amounts of beer and kebabs. Plays cricket when not rolling in muck

' have u seen the size of phil recently? he'll turn into a coiley if he gets any fatter!'

by big JOOOE May 20, 2008

Coiley Steamer

When one person takes a massive dump in front of someone’s door, leaving It in a giant coil.

Eddie left a giant coiley steamer in front of the sorority house door, the girls thought it was a snake at first it was so large.

by Claffisms October 12, 2020