coiley

coiley ; a fat round creature which is half man and half pig - feeds on large amounts of beer and kebabs. Plays cricket when not rolling in muck

' have u seen the size of phil recently? he'll turn into a coiley if he gets any fatter!'

by big JOOOE May 20, 2008

Coiley Steamer

When one person takes a massive dump in front of someone’s door, leaving It in a giant coil.

Eddie left a giant coiley steamer in front of the sorority house door, the girls thought it was a snake at first it was so large.

by Claffisms October 12, 2020

ColeyDoesThings

A lovely, funny and beautiful YouTuber who does videos on fandoms. In addition, she participated a lot on the Voltron: Legendary Defender fandom and K-Pop fandom like BTS. She is a precious cinnamon-roll who shall be defended no matter the cost.

ColeyDoesThings is a great YouTuber who made fandom videos. I hope she does Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6: Siege fandom. Plus, she is bae. UwU

by esparz50 May 28, 2019

cooley

The art of having others pay for a lifestyle and personal expenses, with no outlay of ones own cash.

Although Sarah was flush with cash,she preffered to cooley
her share of the cruise cost.

by upnsmoke March 9, 2009

porcelain coiler

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.

Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.

by mt1mp August 23, 2006

triple coiler

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.

During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

Cooley Tat

The tattoo one man gets of another man. The term originates from rapper Wale's tattoo of football player Chris Cooley. When someone gets a Cooley Tat they are gay.

Dude 1: "Ah man, I woke up last night and I had a tattoo."
Dude 2: "Oh shit, is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger? You got a Cooley Tat and you know what that means!"
Dude 1: "Shit, I guess I'm a raving homo."

by WalesGay February 23, 2010