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A large ginger person, with the body of a greek god and an 8 inch long penis. Likes long walks in the rain and playing xbox. Normally seen with mandemz snee dodzy crowther and goat.
Kid 1: Colley is so cool with his massive dick and gorgeous body

kid 2: yes i wish i was him

Colley: fuck you!
by Laura Goulding October 20, 2009
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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an aggressive male that uses abit too much fake tan and always wears shorts no matter the weather.
girl 1: rah its -45 degrees why's he wearing shorts

girl 2: that's colley for ya.
by greenblazer April 04, 2019
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Etymology derives from Ancient Greek for "stupid"; can also be used in reference to clumsiness and oafishness.

Strong correllation between a Colley and the tendency to wear clothes several sizes too big, perhaps to prevent further restriction of clumsy limbs.
Look over there, that bloke's just walked into a wall and knocked it over.

And have you seen the size of the guy's t-shirt?

It must be a Colley
by EVEREF3 November 04, 2009
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