A large ginger person, with the body of a greek god and an 8 inch long penis. Likes long walks in the rain and playing xbox. Normally seen with mandemz snee dodzy crowther and goat.

Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.

an aggressive male that uses abit too much fake tan and always wears shorts no matter the weather.

Etymology derives from Ancient Greek for "stupid"; can also be used in reference to clumsiness and oafishness.

Strong correllation between a Colley and the tendency to wear clothes several sizes too big, perhaps to prevent further restriction of clumsy limbs.